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Some of your old favorites have re-released their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience. Some examples:
Herman's Hermits "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"
The Rolling Stones "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
Credence Clearwater Revival "Bad Prune Rising"
Marvin Gaye "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"
The Who "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"
The Troggs "Bald Thing"
Carly Simon "You're So Varicose Vein"
The Bee Gees "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"
Roberta Flack "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
Johnny Nash "I Can't See Clearly Now"
The Temptations "Papa Got a Kidney Stone"
ABBA "Denture Queen"
Leo Sayer "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
Commodores "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"
Procol Harem "A Whiter Shade of Hair"
The Beatles "I Get By with a Little Help From Depends" |
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