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Home > Jokes > Old Age Jokes > We Could Have Been Here Sooner   We Could Have Been Here Sooner An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area." "Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"   Jokes you may also like... More...  Dress Of Love An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found... 28 Jan 2003 Memory Test Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a... 27 Jan 2003 Suicidal Grandma Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was... 27 Jan 2003

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