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Home > Jokes > Medical Jokes > Diagnosis   Diagnosis "You've got a touch of pneumonia," said the medical officer after examining the new enlistee. "Are you sure, sir?" queried one worried man. "I have known people in civvy street to be told they have pneumonia but then to die of something quite different." "You are not in civil life, Samson. You're in the Army!" thundered the medical officer. "And if you get treated in the Army for pneumonia, you die of pneumonia."   Jokes you may also like... More...  The Three Stooges on HMO's Q. What does HMO stand for? A. This is actually a... 8 Feb 2003 New Answering Service Installed at Mental Health Institutes "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If... 8 Feb 2003 The 10 Most Important People in a Woman's Life 1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your... 8 Feb 2003

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