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Home > Jokes > Marriage > How Many Kids?   How Many Kids? Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy." Without a moment's hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one as if it's your own."   Jokes you may also like... More...  Golfing With Wife A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife... 16 Feb 2003 The Perfect Shot A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an... 16 Feb 2003 Five Kinds Of Sex 1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the... 16 Feb 2003

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