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Home > Jokes > Male Jokes > Smoking   Smoking A young couple had been married for a couple of weeks, and the man was always after his wife to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after some lovemaking, and he said, "You really ought to quit." She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex." He replied, "But they stunt your growth." She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he never had. Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse?"   Jokes you may also like... More...  A Little Male Bashing Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because... 21 Feb 2003 Dis Letter Dear _______________, I regret to inform you that you... 21 Feb 2003 Benefits of Being a Woman We got off the Titanic first. We get to flirt with... 20 Feb 2003

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