Last Updated: 5th Aug '03
Categories | New Jokes | Top Rated | Most Viewed | Suggest a Joke

Lyrics Lyrics New Lyrics Top Rated Lyrics Add a Joke   Joke Categories Animal Jokes (51) Aviation Jokes (15) Bar Jokes (18) Blind Jokes (12) Blonde Jokes (51) Celebrity Jokes (14) Children Jokes (17) Christmas Jokes (17) Clean Jokes (18) Computer Jokes (136) Dirty Jokes (223) Female Jokes (22) Food Jokes (7) Funny Lists (135) Golf Jokes (18) Lawyer Jokes (29) Lyrics (31) Male Jokes (24) Marriage (38) Medical Jokes (40) Naughty Johnny (19) Old Age Jokes (21) Police Jokes (31) Political Jokes (6) Psychology Jokes (11) Real Life Stories (14) Redneck Jokes (19) School Jokes (16) Sick Jokes (16) Sports Jokes (48) Top Ten Lists (31) Work Jokes (19) Yo Momma (4) More Categories...   Joke Spotlight New Jokes Top Rated Jokes Most Viewed Jokes Joke Search   More Humor Funny Pictures Funny Videos Funny Downloads Fun Tests Fun Pranks

Home > Jokes > Lyrics > My First Time   My First Time The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best To place my hand On her breasts I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when she did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time Milking a cow!   Jokes you may also like... More...  Millennium Pie (with apologies to Don McLean, American Pie) A long,... 28 Feb 2003 Oral Sex - An Ode To Love Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when... 28 Feb 2003 Christmas Italian Style Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was... 28 Feb 2003

Copyright © 2003 FunnyHumor.com. All rights reserved.  Contact Us | Privacy Policy | Terms of Use