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Home > Jokes > Lawyer Jokes > And A Lawyer Made Man   And A Lawyer Made Man A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession. The surgeon says: "Surgery IS the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back further than that." The architect says: "Hold on! In fact, God was the first architect when he created the world out of chaos in 7 days, and you can't go back any further than THAT!" The lawyer puffs his cigar and says: "Gentlemen, Gentlemen...who do you think created the CHAOS??!!"   Jokes you may also like... More...  A Blonde Finally Wins A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other... 6 Mar 2003 Ficticious Characters Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a... 6 Mar 2003 The Rabbit And Snake A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of... 5 Mar 2003

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