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Home > Jokes > Sick Jokes > Whorehouse Tomatoes   Whorehouse Tomatoes A man decides to visit a whorehouse. He is sitting in the waiting room when he notices jars of tomatoes on the shelves. Suddenly noticing that he is hungry, he opens a jar and precedes to devour an entire jar. The next day he returns and eats another jar while waiting for his prostitute. On the third day he asks a hooker where they got those juicy tomatoes. The whore replies, "Tomatoes? Those are last weeks abortions."   Jokes you may also like... More...  Take The Bait It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out... 9 Mar 2003 Football Lingo A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3... 9 Mar 2003 Gas Attack A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for... 9 Mar 2003

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