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Home > Jokes > Golf Jokes > The Perfect Shot   The Perfect Shot A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed... driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the hell is taking so long? Hit the damned ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." "Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here."   Jokes you may also like... More...  Golfing With Wife A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife... 13 Mar 2003 True Confessions Of A Golfer A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,... 12 Mar 2003 The Devil And The Golfer A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who... 12 Mar 2003

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