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Home > Jokes > Funny Lists > Purchasing A Turkey   Purchasing A Turkey A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."   Jokes you may also like... More...  You know you're a Star Wars geek when... When you pass out while trying to move a pencil across... 9 Apr 2003 Airline Safety Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to... 8 Apr 2003 Top Ten Reasons Not To Join The Empire 10. Stormtroopers are the Empire's first line of... 8 Apr 2003

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