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Home > Jokes > Funny Lists > The Top 15 Euphemisms for Impotence   The Top 15 Euphemisms for Impotence 15. 180 degrees shy of heaven 14. Performing with Flaccido Domingo 13. A few parts shy of an erector set 12. Sch-wing and a miss 11. Not rising to the level of impeachable offense 10. The Null Monty 9. Disappointing Miss Daisy 8. Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics 7. Ascension Deficit Disorder 6. Bouncing the Check of Love 5. Less-than-Magic Johnson 4. All Doled up with nowhere to go 3. Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You 2. Serving boneless pork 1. Unleavened Man-Bread   Jokes you may also like... More...  You know you're a Star Wars geek when... When you pass out while trying to move a pencil across... 9 Apr 2003 Airline Safety Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to... 8 Apr 2003 Top Ten Reasons Not To Join The Empire 10. Stormtroopers are the Empire's first line of... 8 Apr 2003

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