Q: What is the ideal cockpit crew? A: A pilot and a dog...the pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.
Q: How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
Q: How do you know if a pilot is at your party? A: He'll tell you.
Q: How do you know when you are half way through a date with a pilot? A: Because he says: "Thats enough about flying, let's talk about me"!
Q: What's the purpose of the propeller? A: To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!
