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Bumper stickers in the Star Wars Universe
My Jedi brat can beat up your honors student
I survived the Battle of Endor
Palpatine, save me from your followers
My other starship is an SSD
Visit Scenic Beggars Canyon
Jedi Master on board -- please fly carefully
Support your local stormtrooper -- buy Imperial
Max Rebo Tour '99 [or whatever year it is]
X-wing pilots do it better
WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY (on the Star Destroyer's rear, silly) why yes, i *did* see that movie, why do you ask?
Poodoo happens...
"My other vehicle is an AT-AT"
"Palpatine/Vader in 2000 (Like you have a choice)"
"If you don't like the way I fly, stay out of the asteroid field"
"The only way they'll get my Standard-Imperial Blaster Rifle is if they pry it from my cold, dead hands"
"I brake for Wookies (But not for Ewoks)"
"Don't follow me - my hyperdrive is disabled"
Graduate of the Han Solo School of Asteroid Belt Navigation
Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management
Yoda School of Sentence Structure Graduate, I Am!
Baby Ewok on Board
Jedi Academy Honor Student on Board
Don't Like the Way I Drive? Call 1-800-FLY-CASUAL
My Other Car is an Incom T-16
Member of Stormtroopers Local 1138
Mon Mothma for Emperor!
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