Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men? A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q: How do you fix a women's watch? A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven.
Q: Why do men pass more gas than women do? A: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first? A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A: A women who won't do what she's told.
Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells? A: Pregnant.
Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A: Divorced.
