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Home > Jokes > Female Jokes > "You're single aren't you?"   "You're single aren't you?" A woman walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving of cereal 1 single serving frozen dinner 1 can of Soup For One 1 16oz can of Miller Lite The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?" The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?" He replies, "Because you're ugly."   Jokes you may also like... More...  Female Bashing Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A; None.... 14 Apr 2003 What Men Should Never Say After Sex 1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know." ... 14 Apr 2003 Feel Like A Woman On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a... 14 Apr 2003

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