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Home > Jokes > Animal Jokes > Driving with Penguins   Driving with Penguins A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo." The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."   Jokes you may also like... More...  Fish and Cat Story One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below... New! 2 Aug 2003 Bear Advisory The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the... New! 2 Aug 2003 Horse And Chicken A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The... New! 2 Aug 2003

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