Down in the valley where the green grass grows There lives a girl who wears no clothes Then came Tarzan clipatty-clop His cock was always on the hop
He gave here a Shilling but she was not willing He gave her Pound she laid on the ground He gave her a smack she opened her crack And in went the union's jack
3 months later all was well 6 months later there was a swell 9 months later there was a pop And out came a basturd sucking his cock
That is not all! Ladies & gents thats not all The basturd had only one ball.
