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Home > Jokes > Dirty Jokes > Consequences Of Sex   Consequences Of Sex Down in the valley where the green grass grows There lives a girl who wears no clothes Then came Tarzan clipatty-clop His cock was always on the hop He gave here a Shilling but she was not willing He gave her Pound she laid on the ground He gave her a smack she opened her crack And in went the union's jack 3 months later all was well 6 months later there was a swell 9 months later there was a pop And out came a basturd sucking his cock That is not all! Ladies & gents thats not all The basturd had only one ball.   Jokes you may also like... More...  Pumpkin Fucker Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white... 28 May 2003 Fish and Cat Story One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below... 28 May 2003 Don't Lie to Mom John invited his mother over for dinner. During the... 28 May 2003

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