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Home > Jokes > Dirty Jokes > Smoking   Smoking A young couple had been married for a couple of weeks, and the man was always after his wife to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after some lovemaking, and he said, "You really ought to quit." She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex." He replied, "But they stunt your growth." She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he never had. Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse?"   Jokes you may also like... More...  Pumpkin Fucker Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white... 28 May 2003 Fish and Cat Story One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below... 28 May 2003 Don't Lie to Mom John invited his mother over for dinner. During the... 28 May 2003

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