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Rejected Dr. Seuss Books
1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
2. Who Shat in the Hat?
3. Horton Hires a Ho
4. Fox in Detox
5. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo--Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blender
11. Are You My Proctologist?
12. Yentl the Lentil
13. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
14. Aunts in My Pants
15. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
16. Horton Fakes an Orgasm
17. The Grinch's Ten Inches
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