For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
See if they can do it again.
For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again.
For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again.
For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again.
For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Ask for a dump Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again.
For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Reinstall the software Ask for a dump Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again.
For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Say they need an upgrade Reinstall the software Ask for a dump Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again.
For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Find a way around it Say they need an upgrade Reinstall the software Ask for a dump Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again.
For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Blame it on the hardware Find a way around it Say they need an upgrade Reinstall the software Ask for a dump Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again.
For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Change the documentation Blame it on the hardware Find a way around it Say they need an upgrade Reinstall the software Ask for a dump Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again.
For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Say it's not supported Change the documentation Blame it on the hardware Find a way around it Say they need an upgrade Reinstall the software Ask for a dump Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again.
For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Tell them it's a feature Say it's not supported Change the documentation Blame it on the hardware Find a way around it Say they need an upgrade Reinstall the software Ask for a dump Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again.
