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Home > Jokes > Clean Jokes > Star Wars Christmas   Star Wars Christmas Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats... lightsabers drawn and sparks flying. Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, "I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke," he said, "Ohhh, yes! I know!" Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platfrom just out of Vader's reach, "How do you know!?" Luke yelled at him, "How do you know what I'm getting for Christmas!?" Darth Vader shot Luke an icy glare, "The force is with me... I felt your presents."   Jokes you may also like... More...  Animal Super Bowl During the Super Bowl, there was another football game... 28 Jun 2003 First Time Skydiver A man goes skydiving for the first time. After... 28 Jun 2003 Adopted Turtle Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a... 27 Jun 2003

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