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Home > Jokes > Clean Jokes > Adopted Turtle   Adopted Turtle Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."   Jokes you may also like... More...  Animal Super Bowl During the Super Bowl, there was another football game... 28 Jun 2003 First Time Skydiver A man goes skydiving for the first time. After... 28 Jun 2003 The Butcher Dance A guy has spent five years traveling all around the... 27 Jun 2003

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