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Home > Jokes > Blonde Jokes > Adam   Adam A blonde walks into a hardware store, and is looking for a new television. The store assistant approaches her and says, "I'm sorry madam, but we don't serve blondes." So she goes home, has a breast reduction, and dyes and cuts her hair. She goes back to the store, and asks the assistant, "I'd like to buy this television please". The store assistant replies, "sorry madam, we don't serve blondes." "How did you know?" she said. "Because that is a microwave, not a television!"   Jokes you may also like... More...  Blonde Murder Victim WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)... 14 Jul 2003 Blonde One Liners Did you hear about the blonde that put lipstick on her... 14 Jul 2003 A Blonde Finally Wins A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other... 14 Jul 2003

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