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Home > Jokes > Christmas Jokes > Santa's Army   Santa's Army A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. Pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend said, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the Secret Service."   Jokes you may also like... More...  Little Johnny's Letter to Santa You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the... 23 Nov 2002 Christmas Gifts A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new... 23 Nov 2002 Rudolph's Medical Bill Santa Claus brings poor Rudolph to the vet. He says... 23 Nov 2002

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