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Home > Jokes > Top Ten Lists > Top Ten Things Samuel L. Jackson Should Have Said in the Star Wars Prequel

  Top Ten Things Samuel L. Jackson Should Have Said in the Star Wars Prequel

Note: In case you didn't know, Samuel L. Jackson was in the first prequel as "Jedi Master Mace Windu"

10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I'd never touch the filthy motherfucker.

8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room ... accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-Wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatooine.

6. Feel the Force, Motherfucker.

5. 'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on 'What'?

4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

3. Yeah, Chewie's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a Wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch? Then why are you tryin' to fuck him like one?

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad Ass Mother Fucker.'





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