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Home > Jokes > Sports Jokes > The Dysfunctional Bears   The Dysfunctional Bears Mama and Papa Bear are accused of child abuse. Baby Bear is put on the stand to testify and is asked by the judge, "Do you want to live with Papa Bear?" "No," Baby Bear replies, "he beats me." Then the judge asks, "Do you want to live with Mama Bear?" "No," Baby Bear replies, "she beats me too." So the Judge says, "Who do you want to live with then?" Baby Bear replies, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they don't beat anybody."   Jokes you may also like... More...  Golfing With Wife A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife... 4 Jan 2003 Animal Super Bowl During the Super Bowl, there was another football game... 4 Jan 2003 True Confessions Of A Golfer A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,... 4 Jan 2003

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